Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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