Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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