I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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