Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
