Dual....:-)
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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