And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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