Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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