god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
high people should be assigned attendants
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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