I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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