....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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