I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
