I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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