How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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