Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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