hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
