Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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