People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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