I didn't shave. On purpose
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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