You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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