If that was your dad, he is hot
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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