2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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