i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I have peed in a lot of sinks
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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