fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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