I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I had to cum in my sink.
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