Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
