Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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