your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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