He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
