Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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