Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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