you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
try to milk me bitch
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