btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
