remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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