i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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