How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I look better un-naked...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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