gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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