So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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