Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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