just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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