I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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