yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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