Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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