apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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