For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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