I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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