I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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