whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
