I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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