yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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