and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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