I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
